Saturday, June 25, 2011

ASPCSHA

As I am blending the last of the flour in to my cookie dough with our small hand mixer, which is getting hot and groaning as it goes: "I know there doesn't exist an Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Small Household Appliances, but every time I make these cookies, I worry that they're going to come after me."

Mom: "Well, next time you could use the food processor."

Myself: "I was kinda thinking that."

1 comment:

Greg Hendricks said...

At least you are not hooking up "ol' Bess" to the mixer. That would be animal cruelty.